Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mandatory Costco


A part of my job is going to community outings with kids with Autism. This can always be an interesting experience. For the most part Costco is a staple in these outings. I don't know if you've ever been to Costco on three hour intervals weekly, but its draining. I mean the general experience of Costco alone can be overwhelming at times. The crowd, the lines, the parking lot, the enormous size of the place, its a lot to take in; throw in walking through the store with a white trash family you don't know and their kid with Autism, and you have a situation that is totally not enjoyable. I use to think that it was the most boring and mundane task; going grocery shopping at Costco with strangers. Then I met the girls last tutor...
With the last girl that was going on these outings with the family, they stuck primarily to Oroville. The white trash family (surprise, surprise) is from Oroville. Apparently every week they would go on the community outing to the Indian Casino Buffet for two hours and then to Wal Mart for the remaining hour. WE HAVE A WINNER... That is OFFICIALLY worse than having to deal with the overwhelming experience of Costco once a week. I couldn't imagine having to go to a buffet with a group of fat white trash people, watching them stuff their fat white trash faces while sitting next to other fat white trash people doing the same thing... then to retire to the white trash mecca of Wal Mart for an hour. Talk about needing to check for head lice when you're done...

1 comment:

Justin Ames said...

Oro-VILE, Indian casino buffets and Wal-Mart? Yeah, it's tough to top the white trash component in that one...